All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
by War News Online ~ July 23rd, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized.Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: www.onion.com



June 13th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
ctrl alt delete doesn’t do anything D:
June 14th, 2010 at 1:11 am
@penitent2401 Acted like a girl and had girl pics. Of course, the pics were probably fake, and its no stretch to say a guy, typing on a computer could act like a girl if he wanted to.
June 14th, 2010 at 5:35 am
@lordnate2000 they normally act like girl as it help to draw you in easier. it’s a very high chance it’s really a guy.
June 15th, 2010 at 5:17 am
LOL. Multi-Tasker.
June 16th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
hahah craig of craig’s list!!!
June 16th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
.. is this a joke ?
June 17th, 2010 at 9:14 am
@Gizmodio92 no
June 17th, 2010 at 11:26 am
This was actually mildly amusing.
June 18th, 2010 at 5:57 am
No porn anymore???
((
June 18th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
GASP! THAT MEANS NO MORE ONION NEW NETWORK!!!
June 18th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
GASP! THAT MEANS NO MORE ONION NEWS NETWORK!
June 18th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
This is just too funny, why on earth haven’t they backed up the internet? LOL
June 18th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
@Gizmodio92 this is real.
June 19th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
@sk8rguy4life1123 Someone Looking at a Lot of PORN!!!
June 21st, 2010 at 2:28 am
“I feel like ctrl alt deleting myself” LOL
June 22nd, 2010 at 4:51 am
Keep circulating the tapes.
June 23rd, 2010 at 9:10 am
this is such bullshit
i bet this is an april the 1st
June 24th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
@sh1ft9
It’s joke news. It’s supposed to be funny.
July 1st, 2010 at 8:33 am
@sh1ft9 youre not fucking serious, are you?
July 3rd, 2010 at 2:21 pm
hahahahaha!!! Brilliant how you guys put the ads in the videos and make it entertaining ; )
July 5th, 2010 at 12:46 am
@coolerwesbox is that a hack?
July 5th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
@sh1ft9 no, this is the onion….. and if you dont know about that…. then thats like not knowing whats happening when someone is clearly doing a spoof of the matrix
July 9th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
This is fake guys don’t worry it’s fake…oh wait, you already know? Damn! The one time I thought I would be the hero today :’(
July 22nd, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Lol @ the faggots who believe this.
July 23rd, 2010 at 8:40 am
steel from southpark much?