All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

by War News Online ~ July 23rd, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized.

Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: www.onion.com

25 Responses to All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

  1. cHeryljwanG

    ctrl alt delete doesn’t do anything D:

  2. lordnate2000

    @penitent2401 Acted like a girl and had girl pics. Of course, the pics were probably fake, and its no stretch to say a guy, typing on a computer could act like a girl if he wanted to.

  3. penitent2401

    @lordnate2000 they normally act like girl as it help to draw you in easier. it’s a very high chance it’s really a guy.

  4. ElevationLowJJ

    LOL. Multi-Tasker.

  5. bloddyslayer

    hahah craig of craig’s list!!!

  6. Gizmodio92

    .. is this a joke ?

  7. WESTSIEEDE

    @Gizmodio92 no

  8. m3rnn

    This was actually mildly amusing.

  9. VladimirVLD

    No porn anymore??? :( ((

  10. Gaaralover423

    GASP! THAT MEANS NO MORE ONION NEW NETWORK!!!

  11. Gaaralover423

    GASP! THAT MEANS NO MORE ONION NEWS NETWORK!

  12. bmw7182519

    This is just too funny, why on earth haven’t they backed up the internet? LOL

  13. Dekan

    @Gizmodio92 this is real.

  14. BitterBuffaoCo1981

    @sk8rguy4life1123 Someone Looking at a Lot of PORN!!!

  15. Ettadakimasu

    “I feel like ctrl alt deleting myself” LOL

  16. zorroazulapex

    Keep circulating the tapes. :)

  17. sh1ft9

    this is such bullshit

    i bet this is an april the 1st

  18. orangefan9

    @sh1ft9
    It’s joke news. It’s supposed to be funny.

  19. adamv16

    @sh1ft9 youre not fucking serious, are you?

  20. revolt1492

    hahahahaha!!! Brilliant how you guys put the ads in the videos and make it entertaining ; )

  21. RobertoMusicTV

    @coolerwesbox is that a hack?

  22. asdasasefasd

    @sh1ft9 no, this is the onion….. and if you dont know about that…. then thats like not knowing whats happening when someone is clearly doing a spoof of the matrix

  23. moviesunrated

    This is fake guys don’t worry it’s fake…oh wait, you already know? Damn! The one time I thought I would be the hero today :’(

  24. iH4x

    Lol @ the faggots who believe this.

  25. dude33369

    steel from southpark much?

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